I offer this picture as evidence that while I may be sorely tempted, I do not ALWAYS give in to the urge to be a smart-ass.
This sign appears above the ice maker in our school's cafeteria.

And this is the sign I would like to hang next to it.

But so far I have resisted, because I don't want to
hurt anyone's feelings be thought of as a smart-ass have poison put in my lunch.
2 comments:
I love it when we get emails from our principal or the guidance counselor with grammar errors, which happens often.
Hahahaha! That is friggin' hilarious!
PS. I'm always a smartass. I cannot help myself. It is in my DNA.
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