I'm Not ALWAYS A Smart Ass.........

I offer this picture as evidence that while I may be sorely tempted, I do not ALWAYS give in to the urge to be a smart-ass.

This sign appears above the ice maker in our school's cafeteria.

And this is the sign I would like to hang next to it.

But so far I have resisted, because I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings be thought of as a smart-ass have poison put in my lunch.