My favorite line (so far) from Sisters' Weekend:
Katydid (for the eight hundredth time): I have an app for that.
Nurse Jane: Do you have an app to remove a curling iron from your ass?
Other lines are hilarious, but you'd have to be there to understand them.
Like the idea of beavers making honey.
"Mama. Oh my Gawd."
Valet parking and unparking and parking and unparking.
"When do we eat?"
"This is a full-service hotel."
"I got no cell 'cause I'm a pothole."