It Didn't Work...... And I'm Not Really Surprised.....

I'm not sure God cares about housework OR football, but I wasn't going to take any chances.

So this morning, I tried to bargain with Him/Her.

In exchange for a win over the hated Florida Gators, I:

• swept
• mopped
• vacuumed
• did laundry
• washed dishes
• accompanied Hubby on errands for the motorhome (I'll have to go back without him so I can actually buy stuff)
• crocheted a Christmas ornament
• crocheted another hexagon for my next afghan
• was nice to the little bastards trick-or-treaters who showed up just as UGA scored a touchdown

Once again, my horoscope has lied. In today's newspaper, it said:

"Even with all the negative thinkers in the world [ahem, Hubby, I think they're talking about YOU], a positive outlook will help realize a big hope of yours. Don't let the contrarians keep you from your appointed destiny."

I thought my appointed destiny was for UGA to win today.

On a positive note, I could have paid $500 and driven 6 hours to watch the debacle. I'm feeling better already.