How Can.....

.....a man who makes fun of me for watching Dancing with the Stars watch something like My Name is Earl?

.....Pat Conroy write so masterfully?

.....the days drag by, but progress reports sneak up so quickly?

.....Hubby order a cheesecake (which he can't have) from Sullen Teenager's fund raiser and then criticize me for ordering grapefruit?

.....I use a bleach-based bathroom cleaner while wearing my Harley-Davidson yoga pants?