I haven't been very good this year.... or any year, for that matter. So I'm going to go ahead and get ridiculous here. Because I KNOW I'm not going to get any of this junk.
Especially since I have once again stolen my blog topic from my dear friend Neena.
I would like one of these because my friend Rozmo has a convertible Mercedes and I want to be just like her when I grow up.
I would like to go back to Venice and see this again:
I'm not really a bling-bling girl, but it IS my birthstone after all.
I'd like one of these, please.
And one of these to go with it:
(By the way, do you REALIZE what you get when you Google images for a maid? What are these people THINKING?)
I'd like one of these, along with the smaller craft AND the helicopter. Oh, and I'll need people who know how to drive/fly/sail (?) these things.
I wouldn't mind having a newer, bigger, shinier one of these. With saddlebags so I can take my laptop when I ride it.
That's all. As you can plainly see, it is a very short list. I'll be waiting up for you on Christmas Eve. If you could deliver any or all of the above, you better believe there will be something more substantial than cookies and milk waiting for you.