Monday, November 15, 2010

My Own Little 12-Step Program.....

I hope the creators of the original 12-step program will not take offense at my shameless theft of their slogan/motto/whatever. I'm not making fun, really I'm not.

I'm going to try to be a better person tomorrow. It's too late already for today.

  • Just for today, I am not going to be irritated by the fact that the power outage today canceled my scheduled recording of Dancing with the Stars and I will miss the first 15 minutes of the program. 
  • Just for today, I will not accuse Hubby of "accidentally" deleting that recording.
  • Just for today, I am not going to count the days until the first gymnastics meet.
  • Just for today, I will not allow my blood pressure to rise just because some idiots dolts retards drivers refuse to turn on their headlights in the rain. And sometimes the dark.
  • Just for today, I am not going to fret just because something wacky is going on with my internet and it works FINE on Hubby's computer but not my laptop.
  • Just for today, I will not complain that the high temperatures later this week will reach only into the 60's. In November. 
  • Just for today, I am not going to call a student a loser to his or her face
  • Just for today, I will not count the days until I retire.
  • Just for today, I am going to prepare a meal that does not involve a hot dog, two pieces of bread, or a frozen pizza.
  • Just for today, I will plan my (next-to-the-last) online lesson more than 15 minutes in advance.
  • Just for today, I will not wait until bedtime to write my blog post. 
  • Just for today, I will not use a bulleted list format for my blog post.

1 comment:

Julie said...

Guess what my password is for my timecard, 4moreyears! LMAO