This post may give you the idea that I have too much time on my hands, and I won't be able to deny it. It will also prove to any lingering doubters that I am immature far beyond my years.
Today at school I was reading a message board devoted to college gymnastics. It's a great place to pick up gossip as it relates to the gymnastics world, but (so far) it isn't very snarky, even when the topic (like this one) could easily lend itself to snarkiness.
Apparently two Ball State University gymnasts were arrested for underage drinking, one of them additionally charged with driving under the influence. Apparently she was driving very, very slowly, but blowing the horn on her car very, very constantly. Umm.... I'm sure no one noticed THAT.
Of course there was a response from the school's athletic director.
Whose name is Tom Collins.
Lest you think I'm immature AND a liar, check out the whole story here.