Last night I dreamed I won a trip to spend a day with Pioneer Woman. She must have been in a cheap mood, because I didn't get to spend the weekend. Just flew in for one day and then had to fly home.
While I was there, I also went with someone (a girl?) to visit a school. That's pretty weird itself, since Pioneer Woman's children are home schooled. But whoever this girl was introduced me to her teacher. It was a P.E. class, but they were doing everything EXCEPT P.E. When we were introduced, the teacher held out his left hand for me to shake, but I reached and grabbed his right hand, and his right arm didn't work at all. It was paralyzed and deformed, and that was why he stuck out his left hand in the first place.
Then I asked Pioneer Woman what time it was and whether we were on Central Time or Mountain Time, and she said Central Time, but only for a little while longer, because then Daylight Savings Time would start and they didn't observe DST.
I don't believe Pioneer Woman cooked a single thing the whole time I was there. Some kind of food blogger SHE is.
Then I woke up and realized I had to go to the eye doctor this morning.