Friday, February 20, 2009

Sure-fire Weight Loss Tips.....

After working out on the elliptical for 30 minutes (on a FRIDAY, no less), get in the car to go out to eat.

Have Hubby snap at you (probably due to a sucky day on the golf course) as you back out of the driveway.

Put the car back in drive and say, "You know, I'm not really that hungry."

Allow Hubby to get out of the car and go back in the house.

Put the car BACK in reverse and leave to drive around for 2 hours, never eating dinner.

Come home only because the gymnastics meet is on the internet and you didn't think you would need your laptop at dinner when you first left.

Eat crackers and peanut butter between events, then go to sleep on the couch.

Save a bunch of calories.

Do NOT check blood pressure.

1 comment:

Lakeland Jo said...

Men eh? Today will be better x