I did everything I could. I wore my favorite UGA sweater. The one that's so ostentatious I can't really wear it except to special games. In cooler weather. And my UGA socks. And earrings. And bracelet and necklace. And sunglasses. I had tattoos on my face. I even wore my red underwear. But it wasn't enough. We still lost. And we lost badly. I said my heart couldn't take a close game, and the other team ... I can't even say their name ... obliged.
We'll be back next year.