Friday, October 24, 2008


This is what I learned about the woman eating in the booth behind us at Applebee's today:

  • She's voting for George McCain (whoever THAT is)
  • She thinks Obama is Muslim
  • She lives with a boring person
  • She has some relative/acquaintance/victim named Phillip, whom she also calls Phil
  • She uses the "F" word a lot
  • She thinks it's her right to know whom everyone she comes into contact with is voting for, including the host or hostess and every waiter or waitress
  • Phillip should spend more time with his son
  • She talks with her mouth full
  • She's tired of the same old f***ing s**t all the time
  • She doesn't need a cell phone for a long-distance conversation
I could have used an extra dose of blood pressure medicine today.

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Ann(ie) said...

LMAO!!!! Dontcha love those people that share their world with you when all you want is a damn meal???? lawd.

Anonymous said...

That really sucks when you go out for a nice meal and someone destroys it. I hope it wasn't too unbearable.