I often leave myself wide open for ridicule or criticism, and I usually look at hubby and say, "Whatever you're thinking, DON'T say it."
Sometimes, though, I render myself speechless.
I've been telling people all week that our tickets for the game this weekend are so far up in Jacksonville Municipal Stadium that we'll be right up there next to the Goodyear blimp.
As I was packing our suitcase tonight, I asked hubby what he was wearing to the game, red or black. He said, "Red. I've been telling everybody I would be the one on the Georgia side in red." (Ha ha)
I said, "Did you tell them you'd be right up there next to the blimp?"
To his credit, there was a long pause. I don't know who laughed harder.