Ways my husband and my dog are alike:
Both of them are big fans of naps.
They both like steak.
Both of them expect me to read their minds.
Dog and Hubby both like to go to bed while it's still daylight. And they think I should go to bed then too.
Both of them like to swim.
They both wait to be fed, instead of pitching in to help.
Both of them make stupid noises about inconsequential things, and never mind if someone else in the household is trying to hear the television.
Neither of them minds interrupting me while I'm doing something, like crocheting, reading, or playing a video game.
Both of them can be very charming.
Both of them can be very annoying.