Random Musings in No Particular Order.....

• If someone leaves a bottle of champagne in your room at a resort, that doesn't mean you have to drink. All. Of. It. By. Yourself.
• If you have a Kindle, you don't have to put it face down on the bed to keep your place.
  
• If you pay your sister-in-law a generous amount of money to come feed your cats while you are on vacation, chances are she will also clean the bathroom and kitchen and do the floors.
• If you record Dancing with the Stars while you are on vacation and then watch both the dance show and the results show back-to-back while you are on the elliptical, you can easily put in 50 minutes of exercise without even realizing it.
• If you do 50 minutes of exercise on a beautiful day, you can easily talk yourself out of taking the kayak to the park.
• Riding your motorcycle to breakfast does not count as exercise.
• If you ride your motorcycle to breakfast and accidentally leave your Blackberry at home, the world as we know it WILL NOT end.
• If you have ribs for dinner and bring home the bones, your lab will appreciate them just as much as if they actually had meat on them.
• If you and your siblings go out on a limb and buy your mother a nice gift like a digital picture frame, odds are she will put it back in the box and never look at it.
  
• If you think heartbreak was the worst thing that ever happened to you, just wait until it's your child's heartbreak.
• If you are listening to a recording of an online departmental meeting that you missed because you were going through Customs, you cannot type a question into the chat box.
• If you can't think of anything intelligent to write about, then you should just