Thursday, November 3, 2011

Six-Word Memoirs.....

Ever since my six-word memoir got published, I have found myself creating them in my mind all the time. I rarely write them down, but if you ever see me walking around muttering and counting on my fingers, that is PROBABLY what I'm doing. Maybe I'll compile an entire book of them and see if anyone buys THAT.

**Crickets**

**Crickets**

Maybe not.

Anyway.

Here are a few of my latest creations. I wrote these down today as a reluctant alternative to rendering several teenagers incapable of human reproduction. I apologize for the restraint.

  • Riding twenty years. Finally, a cyclist.
  • I don't "please wait" very well.
  • I may have said that before. 
  •  Made that up on the fly.
  •  Hardest part of laundry? "Remove promptly."

2 comments:

DJan said...

:-)

:-)

:-)

Kelly said...

Your fame came before I began reading here, so congratulations on having your memoir published! I have the first book, but don't remember seeing the second one.