Someone else to come in and clean the cabins.
Several bars strategically placed throughout the camp.
Air conditioning in the cabins.
Hammocks strung between shade trees.
A huge pool for swimming, and a pool with a current that would run around the perimeter of the whole camp, so campers could just float.
A hot tub. Preferably near one of the bars.
Massages upon request, no appointment needed, as many times a day as you want.
A section of beach with chaise lounges just for reading.
An arts and crafts center, where I MIGHT learn to knit.
Individual Nintendo Wii centers for each individual camper. Never mind about waiting my turn.
Nintendo Wii coaches to get us through the tough levels.
Poker tables with a never-ending supply of chips. That we could cash in for real money at the end of the week.
Personal hairdressers, make-up artists, manicurists/pedicurists, and wardrobe experts.
No bugs or snakes or sunburn.
King-sized beds in the cabins.
Maybe with the right sponsors we can get this idea to catch on.